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Uncycylopedia (which is online encyclopidia like wikiped) said I was writing story called Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destructio

Posted by AshTrayClock - January 6th, 2009


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CHAPTER ONE: WHAT IT MEANS
Gordon Freechmen was studying in his was studying laboratoried.
Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm said "Gordon Freemant what are you working on"
"UI have discovered new radoactive isatope but it is so vollatile that it does not have a half-life but quarter-life so we must observe with hasty"
Juts then a headcrab went on Jimms head OH NO WHERE DID HEADCRAB COME FROM! GHordon wents to get his crowbarb ut it was missing so hhad to borrow a claymore sword. He hits teh headcrab and Jimm was okay but his head was cut
"Watch where you swings at me just kidding thanks"
" HAha" They laughed
"Whait oh no where id isotop?"
"UIt is been stoled!"

CHAPTER TWO: THEY REVOCER TEH ISOTROPE BUT THEY DON'T
Gordon and Jimm arrived at teh alien scene where a bad guy from the game said "I have take the isotope and it will cause meltdown!"
"NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS!" Which swas target of where they were and it was nice place and my friend lives there.
"IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO MY DEMANS"
"TOO LATE" and the isotope hit quarterlife and teh room was slowly become vaporize
"Ew must escapes out of here fastly" but Jimm was already blowed to smitheroons.

CHAPTER THREE: DESTRUACTION IS IMMINANT
"This is Gordon Freeman how do we contain teh meltdown? I know!"
And he used portals to push henemy headquarters into a portal so Dallas wouldnt melt down and it would only go off harmless in Atlantic ocean.
"Hooray I scucceeded at winning the mission"
"Not so fast, Mr. Gordon"

What happens next? You deiside!

get dat techno song here.


Comments

Oh, thank god! Another fellow Uncyclopedian!

ED is fine too. and, wepon.

everyone gets AIDS and/or DIABETES

Oh, and don't forget SUPER AIDS or DIABEETUS.

Well, actually, Now that I think of it, ED is a hell hole and needs to be closed.

OR SUUUUPER CANCER!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHFGFDJVHJD

"Well, actually, Now that I think of it, ED is a hell hole and needs to be closed".

Uncyclopedia agrees.

<a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Encyclopedia_Dramatica_">http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/En cyclopedia_Dramatica_</a>(Website)

But yes, ED does provide me with usable content. So im not entirely against it.. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME

D :

: D

It's "decide". :3

I WIN. LOLOLOLOLOL.

</grammar nazi>

but..but...the rest of the story is horribly un-grammar'd!

AM AN ......RANDOM PERSON WHO EATS PIZZA WITH HOT SAUCE AND LIKES CHOCLATE MILK.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT??!?!?!?!??!

NO, BUT I DO IF YOU AREN'T USING FRANKS RED HOT.

OF COURSE I USE FRANKS RED HOT WHAT ELSE WOULD I USE!?!?!?!

RAGU.

I NEED TO LIVE UP TO MY FAMILY NAME AND FACE FULL LIFE CONCECUENCES